So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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