How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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