Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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