kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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