There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Found your dick twin last night
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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