she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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