yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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