Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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