But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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