me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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