Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
operation have a gay friend backfired
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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