everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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