no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
