Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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