I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You left your phone here
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