She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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