I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I didn't shave. On purpose
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
