Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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