There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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