you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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