Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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