yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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