i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
