how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
how drunk are you?
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