Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
she told me i tasted like america
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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