Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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