why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I want a musical about memes.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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