Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Randomize
