Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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