Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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