: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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