I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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