My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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