and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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