I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
It's blow job season.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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