He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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