Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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