she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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