Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
she smelled like a LAN party
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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