i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I still have a little drunk in my system
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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