He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Even my vagina gasped.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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