is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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