He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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