My balls are so social today.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
