But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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