he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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