"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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