She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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