Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Randomize
