You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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